{"id":303,"date":"2019-09-27T13:58:05","date_gmt":"2019-09-27T12:58:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tompass.co.uk\/?p=303"},"modified":"2019-09-27T13:58:05","modified_gmt":"2019-09-27T12:58:05","slug":"the-woman-and-her-hamster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tompass.co.uk\/?p=303","title":{"rendered":"The Woman, and her Hamster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s go on a journey, squeaked the hamster from his tiny pocket in the woman\u2019s bag.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut where to?\u201d Asked the woman to her tiny rodent friend.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUp.\u201d He answered.<\/p>\n<p>And so, she did, she opened up her umbrella and started floating upwards. She saw the ground fall further and further away from her feet, and the awestruck people below pointing upwards \u2018Is it a bird? Is it a plane?\u2019 \u2013 No, and it wasn\u2019t Mary Poppins either.<\/p>\n<p>The people slowly became specks below, worth nothing. In fact, as she got further up, through the clouds, she couldn\u2019t see any people at all. Only giant masses of land, industry and black oil filling up the space where the ocean had once been. The hamster giggled at her. \u201cWe are silly aren\u2019t we?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, but we\u2019re also amazing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow so?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell-\u201c<\/p>\n<p>And they rose further and further up, through the Troposphere, the Stratosphere, the Mesosphere and all the other spheres that made this impossible, incredible, astronomically miraculous thing called life, possible. The woman and the hamster could see tiny specks of light in the distance, likely swallowed by the black void by now, the remnant of their life only just reaching the woman and the hamster on a relatively low speed highway called light. Much closer they could see their distance ancestor\u2019s relative \u2013 the sun. The woman waved with her arm made of stardust, and the Hamsters little paw just reached out the top of the bag.<\/p>\n<p>The umbrella kept lifting the two higher and higher, faster and faster, until they passed Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou were saying how humans are amazing? I can\u2019t even see Earth anymore; the solar system has already forgotten about you and we haven\u2019t even reached the galaxy yet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They carried on travelling, zoomed past alpha centauri burst through a nebula that filled their souls with vibrancy.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, but think about this;<\/p>\n<p>In the trillion of lightyears that form space, in all of observable universe that we can see, in all of the tiny amount of time that has existed \u2013 this crazy thing called life happened.<\/p>\n<p>Atoms, by chance, had mass. Mass created stars that exploded in an inconceivable bound of energy that scattered life giving materials across barren rocks. Barren rocks transformed from hellholes into tranquil oceans of carbon, hydrogen and oxygen. And on one of those rocks, by a mishmash of a thousand million chances we got the one that made life. And further still, past instinct, life became sentient. Despite the absolutely negligible chance, and the uncaring of the universe, an atom figured out that it existed. It got the chance to be aware that YES, the universe is beautiful! The universe itself woke up and said wow, look at me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI guess you\u2019re right I-\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd then the universe thought! HAH! You\u2019re not in control of me! I am you! And so it started building, it started building and making and sharing and discovering and it began to wonder how far can I go? How much of myself can I see before my spark of light fizzles out and the universe explodes and begins again? How many more cycles of big bangs and freeze-deaths will happen before I get another chance to try again and discover myself!? For all know this might be my only chance for trillions and trillions of years! So we build rockets \u2013 we build spaceships \u2013 we\u2019ll create more life that can outlast us and then it will travel the stars for us with the same materials that were used to build us \u2013 the universe will continue to explore itself for as long as it knows that it exists!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman and the hamster burst out of the milky way, smashed through comets and crashed through solar winds on their way, and finally, they stopped accelerating, slowed down, and looked around at the universe.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s\u2026 Quiet, up here.\u201d Said the Hamster.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah. A little lonely too.\u201d She replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat say we go back down, and tell everyone what we saw?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo. What say we let them discover for themselves.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat sounds good.\u201d Spoke the hamster.<\/p>\n<p>Like Mary Poppins, she floated back through the milky way, past the stars and the moons, waved at the sun, and tapped her heels on dry land.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSay,\u201d Said the hamster. \u201cShall we go on an adventure?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSure.\u201d Said the woman, and walked back home.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Inspired by Exurb1a:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vmIUvp0e1bw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-GB&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-303\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tompass.co.uk\/?p=303&amp;share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-303\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tompass.co.uk\/?p=303&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tompass.co.uk\/?p=303&amp;share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tompass.co.uk\/?p=303&amp;share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-skype\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-skype-303\" class=\"share-skype sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tompass.co.uk\/?p=303&amp;share=skype\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Skype\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-custom share-custom-minds\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-custom share-custom-minds sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tompass.co.uk\/?p=303&amp;share=custom-1494369120\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Minds\"><span style=\"background-image:url(&quot;http:\/\/media.148apps.com\/icons\/82323440\/82323440_180.jpg&quot;);\"><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Minds (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-303\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tompass.co.uk\/?p=303&amp;share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\"><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s go on a journey, squeaked the hamster from his tiny pocket in the woman\u2019s bag. \u201cBut where to?\u201d Asked the woman to her tiny rodent friend. \u201cUp.\u201d He answered. 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